Ain't What They Used to Be

Have you been following the Somalian pirates? They have now captured their 9th vessel in 12 days and have apparently transformed a number of villages into boomtowns. Some of them also died, pretty much instantly, when they opened cargo on an Iranian ship that they had hijacked. Know why? Because the cargo was radio-active. Hmmm. Wonder what that could've been. And from Iran. Well, anyhow. They have made a real nuisance of themselves. But for some reason they sure don't look like the pirates that I have come to love thanks to Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. And in reality I doubt not that there were few pirates of the Caribbean who looked like those two anyways. Sigh