Flavor of the Month

Found this over on Atlas Shrugs....

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Literally.

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road". Barocky Road is a blend of half-Vanilla, half-Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $74,000.00 per person. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus, you are left with an empty Wallet, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream .

Do you feel stimulated now?

But wait...It gets better. Did you know that King Obama flew in a chef from St. Louis to make pizza for himself and 140 guests? No? I didn't either. That's because the corrupt MSM that is the tank for him won't breath a word of this kind of behavior. So, while there are many Americans who don't even know where they will get the money for their next meal, the man who claims to be their President, the man who says he wants to "spread the wealth around", the man who is bankrupting our country and mortgaging our children's and grandchilren's futures, is flying a chef 860 miles to the White House because he liked his pizza.

When you're the president of the United States, only the best pizza will do - even if that means flying a chef 860 miles.

Chris Sommers, 33, jetted into Washington from St Louis, Missouri, on Thursday with a suitcase of dough, cheese and pans to to prepare food for the Obamas and their staff.

He had apparently been handpicked after the President had tasted his pizzas on the campaign trail last autumn.

'It's surreal, it's a huge honour,' said Mr Sommers, who owns Pi restaurant in St Louis.

'It will be a casual lunch and hopefully we'll have a chance to say hello to the president.'

Mr Somers was accompanied by this business parnter Ryan Mangilardo who will help prepare the dinner for 140 this evening.

It will feature his signature dishes - ten deep dish and ten thin crust creations.

He is also planning a pizza especially for the president - the Hyde Park topped with chicken and hot sauce. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1168940/Obamas-fly-chef-860-miles-White-House--just-make-pizza.html)